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Zum Nachdenken.....
Astrid am 19.01.2010, um 18:39:42 Uhr | | | Ist ein Keks, der unter einem Baum liegt, nicht ein wunderbar schattiges Plätzchen?
Ist ein Raumschiff das ausschließlich mit Frauen besetzt ist eigentlich Unbemannt?
Sind nymphomane Hündinnen eigentlich zwangsläufig?
Wie lange muss eine Katze trainieren, um ein Muskelkater zu werden?
Können Einzelgänger auch allein stehend sein?
Darf man mit Hosen zu einem Rockkonzert?
Gibt es in einer Teefabrik Kaffeepausen?
Was passiert nachdem man sich 2 Mal halb tot gelacht hat?
Wenn Schwimmen schlank macht, was machen Blauwale falsch?
Wenn die Stiftung Warentest Vibratoren testet, ist dann 'befriedigend' Besser als 'gut'?
Wenn ein Schäfer seine Schafe verhaut, ist er dann ein Mähdrescher?
Warum ist einsilbig dreisilbig?
Was ist besser: Drei Vierkornbrötchen oder vier Dreikornbrötchen?
Wenn Superkleber wirklich überall klebt, warum nicht an der Innenseite der Tube?
Warum muss man für den Besuch beim Hellseher einen Termin haben?
Warum ist Abkürzung so ein langes Wort?
Welche Farbe bekommen Schlümpfe wenn man sie würgt?
Warum werden Rundschreiben in einem eckigen Umschlag verschickt?
Ist eine Gesichtscreme die 20 Jahre jünger macht lebensgefährlich, wenn man erst 19 Jahre alt ist?
Dient der Auspuff zum Verlassen des Bordells?
Gibt es eigentlich auch Linksanwälte?
Warum muss ich auf Start klicken um Windows zu beenden?
Wie würden unsere Stühle aussehen, wenn wir unsere Knie hinten hätten?
Darf sich jemand, der sich im Ruhestand befindet, nachts hinlegen?
Warum ist ein Kreiskrankenhaus nicht rund?
Woher kommt eigentlich die Aggressivität der Menschen, die ein Rad schlagen?
Darf man eine Tagesdecke auch nachts benutzen?
Geht der Meeresspiegel kaputt wenn man in See sticht?
Wie lange kriegt man für einen Wintereinbruch, oder gibt es darauf Bewährung?
Wo wachsen eigentlich Purzelbäume?
Darf man in einem Schaltjahr auch Automatik fahren?
Warum ist eine Holzeisenbahn eigentlich nicht aus Eisen?
Was macht ein Analphabet mit einer Buchstabensuppe?
Warum drückt man fester auf die Knöpfe der Fernbedienung wenn die Batterien leer sind? | | | |
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Remember John Lennon and smile -- that's how he would have wanted it
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m12d7-Remember-John-Lennon-and-smile--thats-how-he-would-have-wanted-it?cid=examiner-email am 08.12.2009, um 08:58:39 Uhr | | | When Dec. 8 comes around each year, there are always a lot of stories and comments asking "what if." And a lot of anger. Which is all understandable. We've done it ourselves.
Here's a suggestion: This year, let's just smile.
He made all of us a smile a lot. That's how we reacted when he clowned on stage. (Remember Shea Stadium.)
That's how we reacted when he took interviews less than seriously, which was almost always.
And beneath those seemingly crazy things that he and Yoko did, the object was to make us smile, a spirit that Yoko still keeps to today.
He could be serious when he needed to. The immigration fight. Working for peace. But so much of his life was positive energy and making people happy.
So if you see us with a smile on our face today, you'll know why. | | | |
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Smile.....
Yoko am 16.09.2009, um 17:01:45 Uhr | | | I told you to smile when you are feeling down.
However, there are steps you should know.
First you go to the mirror and smile to the mirror in anyway you can.
You probably will not feel any different.
Smile a few times that way.
If that is not enough, smile a few times every morning when you see the mirror.
That won't do much, either, right?
Because there is a way to smile and change not only your mood, but make your body healthy and young, and change your life for the better!
1) Smile just by twisting the ends of your mouth up. That doesn't get you anywhere, I bet. But that's a start.
2) Smile with your eyes and mouth. That's better. Your smile will make somebody feel good, maybe. Add a little giggle, and they will either think you're crazy or like you for it.
3) If you really want to smile so it will make yourself feel good as well - you have to smile from your heart and your lungs. Don't worry, if you are ending the smile with a quiet sound like ummm.
4) The next step will make you feel still better. Smile from your solar plexus. This has an added benefit of making your solar plexus healthier, and active.
5) The next step is to smile right down from your stomach. When you do this, make sure to breathe deeply and pull your stomach muscles in as you smile.
6) The next step - yes, there are more steps! - you should smile from your knees. Again, just pull your knees in - as you pull your stomach in - at the same time you use your lungs, heart and solar plexus. You'll see that by then, you are smililng with your whole body. You won't forget to smile with your eyes and mouth at the same time. It will happen anyway. That's how you will get the true benefit of smiling.
How about giving a smile to others? Should we forget that? Don't worry. They'll notice your smile. Only, this time, you'll feel good, too. Very, very good!
I love you! yoko
Yoko Ono
24 July 2009
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A Cherokee Tale
unknown am 21.03.2009, um 22:07:37 Uhr | | | One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed." | | | |
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Go America! Good luck! It's high time for a change!
Obamas Nomination Acceptance am 04.11.2008, um 12:27:33 Uhr | | | America, we cannot turn back. Not with so much work to be done. Not with so many children to educate, and so many veterans to care for. Not with an economy to fix and cities to rebuild and farms to save. Not with so many families to protect and so many lives to mend. America, we cannot turn back. We cannot walk alone. At this moment, in this election, we must pledge once more to march into the future. Let us keep that promise – that American promise – and in the words of Scripture hold firmly, without wavering, to the hope that we confess.
YES WE CAN!
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Salt of the Earth
Rolling Stones am 09.03.2008, um 22:32:46 Uhr | | | Rolling Stones
Salt Of The Earth
Let's drink to the hard working people
Let's drink to the lowly of birth
Raise your glass to the good and the evil
Let's drink to the salt of the earth
Say a prayer for the common foot soldier
Spare a thought for his back breaking work
Say a prayer for his wife and his children
Who burn the fires and who still till the earth
And when I search a faceless crowd
A swirling mass of gray and
Black and white
They don't look real to me
In fact, they look so strange
Raise your glass to the hard working people
Let's drink to the uncounted heads
Let's think of the wavering millions
Who need leaders but get gamblers instead
Spare a thought for the stay-at-home voter
His empty eyes gaze at strange beauty shows
And a parade of the gray suited grafters
A choice of cancer or polio
And when I look in the faceless crowd
A swirling mass of grays and
Black and white
They don't look real to me
Or don't they look so strange
Let's drink to the hard working people
Let's think of the lowly of birth
Spare a thought for the rag taggy people
Let's drink to the salt of the earth
Let's drink to the hard working people
Let's drink to the salt of the earth
Let's drink to the two thousand million
Let's think of the humble of birth | | | |
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